Osmosis Vampire

One day I had an idea: what if the optimal vampire can suck your blood straight out of your capillaries through your skin. What if you don’t even notice. A bunch of nice people, making casual skin contact and just nibbling on your blood reserves. Just a bit from each person, adding up to enough over a day. Maybe there’s were the vampires went.


200 Posts

Apparently, I just made 200 posts. What a mistake, as that makes this 200-posts post the 201st post. Ah well. I assume this warrants some kind of 1d200 table? I’m not too big on tables, so probably not. At least I’m ahead of 100 posts per year, which is… good I guess?